Euphoria in the Melting Hoodie

Euphoria in the floral meltdown. Don this hoodie and feel the translucent lips of transcendence kiss your horripilation. This hoodie will be the envy of your wardrobe... in fact, the other garments may way stage a cotton coup against beau of the ball, and you might need to separate this prodigious interloper from the thralven throng before the situation erupts into a crimson cacophony. Or perhaps you are one of incediary ilk, and you will leave that hoodie as a challenge... as a crux and crucible by which all other esteemed members of your wardrobe must now look deep within their stitched consciousnesses and ask themselves, "Will I remain? Will I wilt? Or will I, too, melt in the radiance of this upstart usurper?"

Every order will be shipped within a few days... with love, candy and a (folded) tour poster.

[The mailman might go postal and run over your poster with his mailman car due to a vendetta he harbors against small metalcore bands.]